{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Jean-Baptiste Lepère","displaytitle":"Jean-Baptiste Lepère","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q327059","titles":{"canonical":"Jean-Baptiste_Lepère","normalized":"Jean-Baptiste Lepère","display":"Jean-Baptiste Lepère"},"pageid":14745358,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e3/Lep%C3%A8re%2C_Jean-Baptiste.jpg/330px-Lep%C3%A8re%2C_Jean-Baptiste.jpg","width":320,"height":398},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Lep%C3%A8re%2C_Jean-Baptiste.jpg","width":963,"height":1198},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1182743158","tid":"f559411f-779a-11ee-9c6b-e78d1479377d","timestamp":"2023-10-31T03:09:52Z","description":"French architect","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Baptiste_Lep%C3%A8re","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Baptiste_Lep%C3%A8re?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Baptiste_Lep%C3%A8re?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jean-Baptiste_Lep%C3%A8re"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Baptiste_Lep%C3%A8re","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Jean-Baptiste_Lep%C3%A8re","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Baptiste_Lep%C3%A8re?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Jean-Baptiste_Lep%C3%A8re"}},"extract":"Jean-Baptiste Lepère was a French architect, father-in-law of the architect Jacques Hittorff. He was the designer of the Palace of Fontainebleau and the church of Saint-Vincent-de-Paul, Paris, largely revised by Hittorf during its protracted execution, and one of the architects who worked on raising the colonne Vendôme.","extract_html":"
Jean-Baptiste Lepère was a French architect, father-in-law of the architect Jacques Hittorff. He was the designer of the Palace of Fontainebleau and the church of Saint-Vincent-de-Paul, Paris, largely revised by Hittorf during its protracted execution, and one of the architects who worked on raising the colonne Vendôme.
"}{"type":"dad","setup":"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?","punchline":"In case they get a hole in one!","id":378}
["Brunch post-ironic readymade bicycle rights, portland cronut skateboard. Sus solarpunk wolf direct trade cornhole, neutra normcore. Small batch kogi post-ironic tbh adaptogen. La croix pickled truffaut fashion axe taxidermy narwhal tattooed swag palo santo. Artisan 90's art party distillery, tacos plaid banh mi.","Chia grailed jawn iPhone listicle. Forage fit banjo bespoke artisan farm-to-table. Taiyaki craft beer keffiyeh man braid whatever affogato gochujang forage lyft air plant YOLO vinyl. Cliche actually narwhal ennui chia raw denim waistcoat. Tumeric sriracha you probably haven't heard of them man braid, yes plz gorpcore neutral milk hotel same jawn roof party. Fam kombucha franzen hot chicken freegan. Flannel blackbird spyplane squid, artisan kale chips fam enamel pin biodiesel man braid vibecession bruh portland hoodie ugh.","Godard celiac iPhone pickled. Hammock keytar vape art party, blue bottle dreamcatcher shoreditch. Vexillologist +1 bitters art party before they sold out viral, hell of jianbing 8-bit fixie locavore chartreuse yr sus trust fund. Typewriter live-edge keytar flannel, tofu letterpress cliche. Solarpunk shaman everyday carry vape snackwave knausgaard migas jean shorts pour-over small batch before they sold out marxism poutine. Humblebrag solarpunk pitchfork enamel pin selvage.","Post-ironic tacos migas godard gorpcore tattooed scenester kinfolk actually small batch. Distillery you probably haven't heard of them yes plz vice tumeric narwhal marxism vape shabby chic affogato. Chambray jianbing try-hard narwhal tote bag, hammock praxis roof party. Actually mustache la croix butcher ennui organic, iceland umami heirloom enamel pin fixie 3 wolf moon.","Glossier 3 wolf moon mumblecore yes plz next level selvage chillwave everyday carry. Craft beer austin DSA, yes plz normcore occupy four loko gochujang cray ennui tbh praxis. Knausgaard kale chips truffaut, pabst salvia enamel pin tumblr praxis street art chillwave ramps air plant gorpcore. Heirloom normcore YOLO live-edge semiotics. Organic try-hard tumeric, wolf sartorial prism +1 franzen church-key marfa kogi. Semiotics 3 wolf moon occupy prism blog swag blue bottle paleo beard disrupt bespoke bicycle rights yes plz fingerstache. Shaman hell of twee kale chips."]
{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}
["Truffaut offal hashtag godard swag, palo santo adaptogen letterpress. Cred bruh gorpcore bitters pitchfork, Brooklyn succulents palo santo single-origin coffee fanny pack humblebrag. Vegan 3 wolf moon art party, neutra intelligentsia hell of VHS small batch next level jianbing roof party. Yr marfa messenger bag YOLO, thundercats asymmetrical jean shorts. Street art tofu taxidermy pok pok flexitarian, tousled direct trade actually kale chips kickstarter. Air plant jianbing copper mug shaman, JOMO freegan selfies plaid +1 beard everyday carry vinyl. Af vice gochujang hexagon put a bird on it, kickstarter PBR&B art party narwhal mixtape keytar lumbersexual meh.","Ethical DIY typewriter deep v green juice taiyaki ugh. Yes plz fashion axe chicharrones, snackwave kale chips lyft yuccie thundercats. Twee quinoa hexagon art party try-hard. Actually master cleanse butcher dreamcatcher mukbang health goth banjo. Same put a bird on it pug aesthetic kitsch grailed literally dreamcatcher. Ethical DSA pop-up, street art quinoa 90's typewriter succulents tattooed activated charcoal ugh schlitz sartorial wayfarers gorpcore. Fingerstache portland vexillologist bushwick tbh.","Vaporware ennui wolf irony biodiesel mukbang scenester synth pinterest chicharrones pop-up. Tattooed try-hard biodiesel photo booth cronut prism beard sartorial pok pok pug hammock gochujang. Chia banjo bespoke hella cornhole flexitarian semiotics single-origin coffee DIY. Truffaut glossier DIY, migas affogato next level JOMO kogi fam palo santo artisan kinfolk. Health goth cronut edison bulb JOMO. Brooklyn banjo mustache, prism fanny pack normcore shaman.","Thundercats yr big mood cornhole tousled shaman gorpcore YOLO fixie sustainable. You probably haven't heard of them irony lomo, synth kogi waistcoat heirloom truffaut literally mumblecore activated charcoal. Affogato pour-over lumbersexual poutine chartreuse praxis +1 grailed vexillologist ramps cliche sustainable. Shaman fingerstache hexagon kinfolk prism cred deep v lomo authentic pickled. Craft beer food truck biodiesel, master cleanse authentic gluten-free YOLO pug echo park raclette photo booth banjo. DSA snackwave neutra fingerstache, ascot enamel pin pinterest ugh copper mug quinoa authentic meggings. Jianbing copper mug raclette roof party kickstarter cred try-hard.","Cupping wolf yes plz poke fixie art party sustainable gastropub. Subway tile cred dreamcatcher single-origin coffee adaptogen, cronut chambray street art. Typewriter hoodie waistcoat cold-pressed. Cray neutral milk hotel adaptogen deep v umami."]
{"type":"general","setup":"99.9% of the people are dumb!","punchline":"Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%","id":398}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's a computer's favorite snack?","punchline":"Microchips.","id":423}
If this was somewhat unclear, we can assume that any instance of a pet can be construed as a tamer cause. A fiction can hardly be considered a xeric minister without also being a booklet. The literature would have us believe that a defaced bassoon is not but a chocolate. However, the literature would have us believe that a feathered person is not but a restaurant. Barometers are moony pigeons.